Alright. Real talk. I’m gonna level with you.

I’m gonna make an alt, spec him prot just like mama used to make, probably not gonna be a him, but you make sacrifices in a cult.

Okay. The real real talk is that this is not the end result of a week’s work. That’s not why this comic is so late. This is a week’s worth of me banging my head against a wall and getting only headaches for my trouble. This isn’t up to snuff, it isn’t up to my standards, and it’s definitely a candidate for me re-doing it down the line.

But for right now, this has been backing up the shit pipe for too long, and it’s time to flush.